fida
09-08-2008, 04:27 PM
hello , today I have some jokes for you
take it :::::
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
[Link nur für registrierte Benutzer sichtbar] That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's
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A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before! [Link nur für registrierte Benutzer sichtbar]
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Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful,"[Link nur für registrierte Benutzer sichtbar] which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
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I think that I'm finish
plz give me your opinions
take it :::::
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
[Link nur für registrierte Benutzer sichtbar] That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's
*************************************************
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before! [Link nur für registrierte Benutzer sichtbar]
******************************************
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
*************************************************
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
******************************************
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
**************************************
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful,"[Link nur für registrierte Benutzer sichtbar] which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
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I think that I'm finish
plz give me your opinions